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Witchraft? Gay.

I’m a big nerd for liminal spaces. Over the years I’ve kept my gays, my witches, and my Sufis worlds apart, for better or for worse. ...

Hysterectomy Shmisterectomy

My hysterectomy was canceled and I’m horny as hell. I try to laugh off the inconveniences that seem comically specific to my jaded,...

Sample: Vulnerability Hangover

Below is an email targeted at performance artists, as part of a nurturing sequence for an energy healer. One of the most vulnerable...

Sample: That mermaid deserved to get slapped

Below is an email I drafted as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy bath product company. Ever want to slap a mermaid? ...

Sample: Seasonal batchery and diabolical plans

Below is an email I wrote as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy body care line. Sit with me for a spell. Let your mind...

Sage & Leo Ch. 1

This is a work in progress, engineered to exemplify consent and gender diversity through fiction. “What do you call that thing?” Sage...

Apocalypse Proof Sex

I like writing about sex. Gaaaaaaaay sex. Trans sex. Non penetrative sex. Old, fat, disabled people sex. Taboo sex. Scary clown sex. ...