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Jamila Thomson (they/them)

The One Email Everybody Reads

Everybody opens their order confirmation email. Give your customer a dopamine boost and leave a lasting impression.

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Witchraft? Gay.

I’m a big nerd for liminal spaces. Over the years I’ve kept my gays, my witches, and my Sufis worlds apart, for better or for worse. ...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Hysterectomy Shmisterectomy

My hysterectomy was canceled and I’m horny as hell. I try to laugh off the inconveniences that seem comically specific to my jaded,...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Sample: Vulnerability Hangover

Below is an email targeted at performance artists, as part of a nurturing sequence for an energy healer. One of the most vulnerable...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Sample: That mermaid deserved to get slapped

Below is an email I drafted as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy bath product company. Ever want to slap a mermaid? ...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Sample: Seasonal batchery and diabolical plans

Below is an email I wrote as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy body care line. Sit with me for a spell. Let your mind...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Sage & Leo Ch. 1

This is a work in progress, engineered to exemplify consent and gender diversity through fiction. “What do you call that thing?” Sage...

Jamila Thomson (they/them)

Apocalypse Proof Sex

I like writing about sex. Gaaaaaaaay sex. Trans sex. Non penetrative sex. Old, fat, disabled people sex. Taboo sex. Scary clown sex. ...