-Sep 2, 20202 minThe One Email Everybody ReadsEverybody opens their order confirmation email. Give your customer a dopamine boost and leave a lasting impression.
-Jun 26, 20205 minWitchraft? Gay.I’m a big nerd for liminal spaces. Over the years I’ve kept my gays, my witches, and my Sufis worlds apart, for better or for worse. ...
-Jun 11, 20203 minHysterectomy ShmisterectomyMy hysterectomy was canceled and I’m horny as hell. I try to laugh off the inconveniences that seem comically specific to my jaded,...
-May 25, 20202 minSample: Vulnerability HangoverBelow is an email targeted at performance artists, as part of a nurturing sequence for an energy healer. One of the most vulnerable...
-May 25, 20201 minSample: That mermaid deserved to get slappedBelow is an email I drafted as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy bath product company. Ever want to slap a mermaid? ...
-May 25, 20202 minSample: Seasonal batchery and diabolical plansBelow is an email I wrote as part of a nurturing sequence for a queer, witchy body care line. Sit with me for a spell. Let your mind...
-May 25, 20207 minSage & Leo Ch. 1This is a work in progress, engineered to exemplify consent and gender diversity through fiction. “What do you call that thing?” Sage...
-May 6, 20202 minApocalypse Proof SexI like writing about sex. Gaaaaaaaay sex. Trans sex. Non penetrative sex. Old, fat, disabled people sex. Taboo sex. Scary clown sex. ...